3 hours agoAuthor: Devanshu Tiwari
It is said that the darkest color is that of victory. Whatever it climbs on, it shines from afar. After the defeat, the color of the face automatically fades away. After the results of the UP assembly elections, the same is the condition of the leaders. The color of victory is painted on someone’s face on the day of Holi. So someone’s Holi has faded this time.
Congratulations on the festival of colors to those who won. All I have to say to those who lost Don’t mind it’s Holi…
BJP devoured Akhilesh’s Gujhis
Akhilesh Yadav was quite confident about his victory even before the elections. During an interview in a channel, he had even said that he can leave only 3 seats for the opposition to remain in the democracy. But when the results came, the exact opposite picture appeared. The condition was that even if the votes of all the opposition parties of BJP were mixed, Akhilesh could not become the CM. SP won only 111 seats. That is, 289 seats less than its target of 400. Akhilesh won the Karhal seat, but his dream of becoming CM again remained unfulfilled. Seeing the crowd of rallies before the election, Akhilesh was thinking in his mind that this time Holi will be bang on. But BJP has such an explosion of votes that all their hopes have turned into smoke. Where Akhilesh was preparing to drown in the sweetness of Holi with the family. Yogi Sarkar 2.0 has taken out all the lost things from his gujihis.
In 2022, the elephant lay down at a place after drinking cannabis
Before the elections, Mayawati had said that BJP and SP are fighting for the second and third number. BSP will remain at number one. This statement of Maya was very accurate after the results came. His party could not go beyond one number in the entire election. The performance of Mayawati, who held the power of UP for 4 times, is declining in the assembly elections. In 2007, he got 206 seats. In 2012 the number dropped to 80. In 2019, the elephant could walk only 19 steps. When 2022 came, the elephant lay down at one place. Overall, this time Mayawati’s Holi is going to be the dullest. Perhaps they may have to play Holi by keeping a stone on their heart.
Priyanka has a bucket full of colours, but people are not left to put it
Priyanka’s condition is not much different from that of sister-in-law during the Holi season. Like Mayawati, Priyanka has a bucket full of colours. But people are not left to play Holi. Before the UP elections, Priyanka gave tickets to 144 women candidates. But even the bail of 137 of them could not survive. Congress, which has been searching for land for the last 30 years in the UP assembly elections, contested all 403 seats this time. Still Priyanka’s Holi could not be colourful. Priyanka did 209 rallies and road shows for her candidates in the entire election. But when the result came, his party could not bring more than two seats. Only Mona from Rampur Khas and Virendra Chaudhary from Farenda could win the election. We would only say that Maya and Priyanka should play Holi among themselves, forgetting all the pain and suffering on Holi.
Keshav Prasad’s Holi is half faded half colored
The Holi of Keshav Prasad Maurya, the old deputy CM of UP, who lost the election from Sirathu, is half faded and half colourful. After the election results, Keshav is joining the party’s celebration. But somewhere he also has the grief of losing his assembly seat. After losing the election of Keshav, the opponent is also not behind in taking his spin. They are saying that they were dreaming of becoming CM from Deputy CM, they could not save their own chair. Well, all we can say is that… the victory and defeat will continue. It is Holika time, so forgetting all the sorrow, Keshav Prasad should celebrate the party’s bumper victory.
Such is the condition of Swami Prasad on Holi, neither eating sweets nor getting any feeder
Swami Prasad Maurya had claimed before the election that he would eliminate the snake of RSS and BJP by becoming a mongoose. But in 2022, the mongoose itself was bitten by the snake. Swamy’s Holi continued to be colorful as parties changed on occasion in 2012 and 2017. But in 2022 his trick did not work. It was unlucky for Swami Prasad to leave the BJP. At first Akhilesh did not give ticket from Padrauna. Then contested from Fazilnagar and faced defeat. In simple words, Swami Prasad himself has faded his Holi. The situation has become such that now neither he himself wants to eat sweets. Nor does anyone want to sweeten their mouth.
This time the real Holi is played by Yogi.
In the election, such a color of Modi-Yogi got on the people that the BJP got 255 seats. Yogi had played Holi fiercely in the BJP office on the evening of 10 March itself. Don’t know whether to play or not to play today. But as much as we know them… if it comes to playing Holi openly. Yogi himself will go to his opponents and laugh and hug them and say – don’t feel bad, it’s Holi.